Happy Veteran’s Day – The New Cardinal Way!!

By Beandipdodg

Watching Waves of Joy and Glory, We Saluted Our Veterans of Past and Present Wars With a Cardinal Win over the Wishful Wions!! Coach W gets another W and KWarner survives another Week. But, Bertrand Berry and Adrian Wilson are definitely out indefinitely... Anquan Boldin Will not be too hip, either, so the upcoming game in Bengalton will require a full team effort from the very beginning!! Again, the Cardinals continue to present every opponent, home or away, with the Urgently Mandatory Initial Series Turnover (UMIST)! Unfortunately, this time, the defense had no chance. Maybe that’s the new Cardinal Way to get everybody excited, including the fans!!! They shouted as if they Were Waiting for a Boo concert!!! But, it Worked! The team’s energy Was totally elevated to command level!! Without a Wion’s Whimper, We Won!!

Never too many W’s!! Get it?? Well, after the Carolina Panther debacle, Bartender Al and I discussed What We could do to ensure a Cardinal Win this Week. We began by inviting WionfanMark, as Seattle Bob was absent!! We even Wondered about changing recipes!! But, the Weather Would be Warm, so We stuck With the Beandip and Hot Wings on the Dashboard of the really Cool Vehicle with Suds chillin’ in the Icy Cooler!! WoWW!! All Worked Well! Then, We Were off to the Nest!! Grandpa Mombo made his first appearance, joining Mombo Jerry with Good NeWs!! KidCraig is back from Iraq and could be attending before the season ends!! Welcome back, Kid, and thank you for your job Well Done!!! Please be ready to have lots of fun because that is Cardinal Rule 1!! Especially after the game!! The Beandip and Hot Wings on the Dashboard Were still Warm, While the Suds Were still chillin’ in the Icy Cooler…it was a party!! Finally, at the end of the day, all Was gone and a neW route Was the only real change to our habitual pregame ritual! But, We Won!!!!

Wistfully, We Will still be in the playoff hunt upon return Thanksgiving Weekend. We resume our Home schedule against the San 49’ers. Cleveland, Atlanta and St. Louis loom later! We should Win each of them!!! After this Week, the only road games are against Seattle and New Orleans. We look like a Winning football team against Detroit and Pittsburgh, but vs. Tampa Bay, it’s still the Same Old Cardinals!! So, Which Will it be?? Without a UMIST, We Will Willfully Watch a Win Without Weathering Woebegone Wonders at Cincinnati!! Remember, Coach, never too many W’s!!! Go Cardinals!!!!